Law enforcement is no match for the 1000 yard dad stare.
Ah, but you know what beats the 1000 yard dad stare? The million mile mom stare. Works every time.
True.
So now that you’re the father of a newborn — does the stare come naturally or do you have to practice in a mirror?
I like the layout of this page — different, but effective.
I’m not sure. Just to be on the safe side I’ve been practicing on the dog.
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Ah, but you know what beats the 1000 yard dad stare?
The million mile mom stare. Works every time.
True.
So now that you’re the father of a newborn — does the stare come naturally or do you have to practice in a mirror?
I like the layout of this page — different, but effective.
I’m not sure. Just to be on the safe side I’ve been practicing on the dog.